1 00:00:01,502 --> 00:00:04,738 Cheers is filmed before A live studio audience. 2 00:00:06,407 --> 00:00:07,508 Hey, everybody. 3 00:00:07,541 --> 00:00:09,277 Hi, sam. How you doing? 4 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:15,149 Surprise, surprise. 5 00:00:15,183 --> 00:00:17,418 Oh, looky there. 6 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:18,719 What's the occasion? 7 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:21,522 Well, it's just a little Peace offering. 8 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:24,292 I'm trying to make up For last night. 9 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:27,261 Well you should feel bad About that. 10 00:00:27,295 --> 00:00:28,796 No guy likes To be laughed at 11 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:30,731 At that Particular moment. 12 00:00:33,334 --> 00:00:35,336 I just Couldn't help it. 13 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:37,071 You had that look On your face. 14 00:00:37,105 --> 00:00:38,639 And for just A second there, 15 00:00:38,672 --> 00:00:42,843 You looked Like a flounder. 16 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:45,079 Maybe it was The light. 17 00:00:45,113 --> 00:00:46,480 Apology accepted. 18 00:00:46,514 --> 00:00:49,683 But this better be a pretty Damned good gift. I'll tell you That. 19 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:50,684 Well, I'll be darned. 20 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:53,854 It's a...Sweater? 21 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:58,126 An icelandic snowflake Rag wool sweater. 22 00:00:58,159 --> 00:01:00,628 I saw it in a catalog. I just Had to get it for you. 23 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:02,163 Well, thank you. 24 00:01:02,196 --> 00:01:04,098 I love it. It's great. 25 00:01:04,132 --> 00:01:05,433 Put it on right now. 26 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:07,568 Well, you know, I like to live 27 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:09,803 With a piece of Clothing for a little while 28 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:11,505 Before I actually wear it. 29 00:01:11,539 --> 00:01:14,308 Come on, sam. I know it's Unusual, 30 00:01:14,342 --> 00:01:17,111 But it looks Totally different When it's on. 31 00:01:17,145 --> 00:01:19,113 One person Laughs at me-- 32 00:01:19,147 --> 00:01:23,617 He will be exhibiting His own insecurity And lack of taste. 33 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:25,486 I just--I just Hate looking silly. 34 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,357 Attention, everyone, 35 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:32,226 Sam is about to model His new sweater for us. 36 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:33,527 Hey, look, cliffie. Goose bumps. 37 00:01:33,561 --> 00:01:38,732 Ohh. There was Nothing in my horoscope About that this morning. 38 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:40,634 Does it fit all right? 39 00:01:40,668 --> 00:01:43,304 Yeah. It fits ok. Why don't you Come on in and take a look. 40 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:44,438 No, no. You come out 41 00:01:44,472 --> 00:01:47,441 Here and show everyone What a fashion plate you are. 42 00:01:47,475 --> 00:01:51,712 Believe me, Not so much as a smirk. 43 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:06,694 Well, I never saw a flounder In a sweater before. 44 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:19,473 * making your way In the world today takes Everything you've got * 45 00:02:19,507 --> 00:02:22,276 * taking a break From all your worries * 46 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:25,679 * sure would help a lot 47 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:31,519 * wouldn't you Like to get away? * 48 00:02:31,552 --> 00:02:33,454 * sometimes you wanna go 49 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:39,193 * where everybody Knows your name * 50 00:02:39,227 --> 00:02:43,564 * and they're always glad you Came * 51 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:46,200 * you wanna be where you can see 52 00:02:46,234 --> 00:02:48,736 * our troubles Are all the same * 53 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:53,974 * you wanna be where Everybody knows your name * 54 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:59,347 * you wanna go where people know People are all the same * 55 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:03,851 * you wanna go where everybody Knows your name * 56 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:23,704 ...Low to mchale-- 57 00:03:27,475 --> 00:03:29,743 Hey, sam, the tv's On the blink again. 58 00:03:29,777 --> 00:03:30,978 Where's carla? 59 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:36,284 Carla! Get out here, will you? The tv's on the frits again. 60 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:38,218 Work or die. 61 00:03:40,654 --> 00:03:43,657 Thanks, carla. 62 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:46,727 I have a way With inanimate objects. 63 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:50,764 Maybe you'd like To take a crack at norm, here. 64 00:03:50,798 --> 00:03:52,333 What do you mean? 65 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:54,668 Oh, what do you mean, what do I Mean? You've been sitting Here like a lump. 66 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:56,670 You've lost Your zest for life, here, norm. 67 00:03:56,704 --> 00:03:58,506 We've had two overtimes already, 68 00:03:58,539 --> 00:04:01,575 And you're playing Motorboat in your beer. 69 00:04:01,609 --> 00:04:03,511 I'm ok. 70 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:05,779 It's just not the same Since vera's been out of town. 71 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:07,881 I kind of miss Having her around. 72 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,317 Where is she? 73 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:10,618 She's went to visit Her parents. 74 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:14,588 Yea, she's out there For a week in... 75 00:04:14,622 --> 00:04:17,325 Where the heck Do they live? 76 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:18,359 One of those Rectangular states. 77 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:26,800 Why didn't you go with her? 78 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:29,002 Parents Aren't too wild about me Since I been out of work. 79 00:04:29,036 --> 00:04:30,070 Oh, come on. 80 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,939 No, they think I'm not trying, Sam. 81 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:35,409 They got this crackpot idea If I go out looking every day 82 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:38,312 And send resumes everywhere, Making phone calls all the time, 83 00:04:38,346 --> 00:04:42,750 That somehow by magic a job's Just gonna appear. 84 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,785 Mojo. 85 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:46,787 Hey, uh, sam. Let me have Two vodka rocks. 86 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:47,988 Where are those Bloody marys? 87 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:49,423 Ah. I'm sorry...Boy, 88 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:50,858 I'm getting way behind, here. 89 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:53,060 Coach was supposed to be back From phoenix by now. 90 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:54,194 Phoenix? 91 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:58,065 Yeah, he's back there for t-bone Scappagioni's funeral. 92 00:04:58,098 --> 00:05:00,734 He was coach's best friend in The whole world, you know? 93 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:02,470 They were teammates in the Minors then 94 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:03,604 They both coached For the sox. 95 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,706 Yeah I remember that guy. How Come you didn't go, sam? 96 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:08,108 Ah, you know, it's funny. Coach Really loved him, 97 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,110 But I never Cared for the guy. 98 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:16,850 Yeah, well let's face it, Tasting people isn't your strong Point. 99 00:05:16,884 --> 00:05:20,821 Ah, yes. How would we manage Without carla's wit? 100 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:22,322 Carla, how do you Manage without it? 101 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:29,863 What don't you like About this t-bone person? 102 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:32,065 Uh, lots of things. 103 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:35,102 He's, uh, you know, the kind of Guy who can't pass a mirror 104 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:36,670 Without checking Himself out. 105 00:05:36,704 --> 00:05:38,038 Pretty-boy type. 106 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:40,073 Thinks he's God's gift to women. 107 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:42,075 You know the kind. 108 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:43,411 All right! All right! All right! 109 00:05:43,444 --> 00:05:44,978 There's a difference 110 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:47,548 Between thinking it And knowing it. 111 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:57,891 Hi, everybody. 112 00:05:57,925 --> 00:05:59,693 Coach. Where the hell have you been? 113 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:01,662 I'm sorry I'm late, sam, 114 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:04,932 But old t-bone wanted to be Buried in the family plot, 115 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:07,568 And I brought The body back with me. 116 00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:08,769 How did die coach? 117 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:10,971 Some mysterious Ailment turns your Flesh to cardboard? 118 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:14,708 No. No. No...See the body's At the mortuary. 119 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:17,578 This is just A promotional thing we did 120 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:19,880 When we were down With the birmingham barons. 121 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:23,083 Ol' t-bone saved it all these Years, 122 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:24,752 So I snatched it up 123 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:27,120 And brought it back with me For cheers. 124 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:28,489 Some luck, huh, sam? 125 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:30,991 Words fail me, coach. 126 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:33,561 It will be like having my old Buddy back with me, here, 127 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:34,995 For all time. 128 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:39,567 Actually, I think this will Be a lot better. 129 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,435 Sam, that's A wonderful thought. 130 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:44,672 I'm going to put this In my office for safekeeping. 131 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:45,839 I'd hate to see it Get stolen. 132 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:46,640 Thanks, sam. 133 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:51,211 How was the funeral, coach. 134 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,947 Well, actually, diane, It was kind of gloomy. 135 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:01,622 Well, you know, coach, 136 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:04,592 After all, it's hardly An occasion for rejoicing. 137 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:06,960 Oh, no, everything Was perfectly nice. 138 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:08,762 It was really A nice ceremony, 139 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:13,867 But they didn't say much about The real t-bone, you know? 140 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:15,636 Well, he's been Living down there in phoenix 141 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:18,472 For, what, A couple of years, now? 142 00:07:18,506 --> 00:07:20,474 And those people really didn't Know him. 143 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:23,043 They should've had the funeral In boston. This is where all 144 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:24,678 His old pals Are. 145 00:07:24,712 --> 00:07:26,013 You're absolutely Right, carla. 146 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:29,617 They didn't Even know why they Called him t-bone down there. 147 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:31,919 Why did they Call him t-bone, coach? 148 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,854 I don't know, diane. I was hoping To find out. 149 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:43,063 I just had A wonderful idea. 150 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:46,099 Is there anyway we can Get you not to tell us? 151 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:47,935 Not a prayer. 152 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:50,871 Why couldn't we Have a memorial Right here? 153 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:53,707 We could invite some Of t-bone's buddies, 154 00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:57,010 And they could Come and toast His memory. 155 00:07:57,044 --> 00:07:58,946 That's A terrific idea, diane. 156 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,948 Then everybody could talk About the real t-bone. 157 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:01,682 Right. 158 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:04,284 I'll make a list Of guys to call. 159 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,520 Wait a minute. I don't think Having a bunch of guys mourning 160 00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:07,621 Is that good for business. 161 00:08:07,655 --> 00:08:09,990 They mourn, they drink. 162 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:11,959 Call me a sentimental Old fool, but I'm for it. 163 00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:21,935 Diane, what you've written here Is just beautiful, 164 00:08:21,969 --> 00:08:24,905 But you know What it could use? 165 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:27,808 A little bit more about t-bone Himself. You know what I mean? 166 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:30,711 Ok...Tell me About him. 167 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:33,814 Well in his playing days, He was a good hitter. 168 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:37,751 Uh-huh. His prowess At the plate Was legendary. 169 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:39,653 He was a fair hitter, diane. 170 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:42,222 Fair, for the minors. 171 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:44,224 He was A capable batsman. 172 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:45,859 Well, all those Hits he got 173 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:48,261 Were a lot of scratch Infield hits. 174 00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:51,632 His best moments Were off the field. 175 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:52,966 Now, that's the idea. 176 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,936 For instance, he always Made the guys laugh. 177 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:59,707 He was loved for His irrepressible Sense of humor. 178 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:03,711 He was always Making fun of people. 179 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:06,079 We admired His sardonic wit. 180 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:10,350 I've seen him ride guys till They were reduced to tears. 181 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,720 He was a hateful And terrible person. 182 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:16,890 Why don't you just stick With what I had. 183 00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:19,893 You're right, honey. I better go practice. 184 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,061 [telephone rings] 185 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,932 Cheers. 186 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:26,667 Oh. Hello. 187 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:29,269 Yeah, I've heard A lot about you. 188 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:32,940 Well, hold on a second. I'll check. 189 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,007 Are you in for vera? 190 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:38,045 Sure. She's out of town. What could it hurt? Come on. 191 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:42,983 Tracked me down, huh? 192 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:46,286 Hey, I miss you, hon. 193 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:49,690 It hasn't been the same Without you around the house These past few days. 194 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:50,323 How's your mom? 195 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:53,694 You're at our house? 196 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:55,963 Since when? 197 00:09:55,996 --> 00:10:00,701 You never left? 198 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:03,637 I got to admit, I thought I Heard someone on the john this Morning. 199 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:09,777 I can't believe This man was vain. 200 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:12,946 Does this picture Do him justice? 201 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:17,718 Only a firing squad Would do him justice. 202 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:20,320 What is your problem With this man? 203 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:21,354 I know something About him 204 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:23,390 That nobody else does. 205 00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:24,858 Like what? 206 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:27,027 Just trust me. It's very sleazy. 207 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:30,798 Oh, come on, sam. This sounds Serious. You got to tell me what It is. 208 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:33,166 No, I can't do it. I'm sorry. 209 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,968 How would you like Another sweater? 210 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:37,237 Once, when coach Was out of town-- 211 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:40,708 It was A very long time ago-- 212 00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:44,044 T-bone made a play For his wife, angela. 213 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,246 No. 214 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:47,981 The rakehell. 215 00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:50,083 Of course he didn't get anywhere With her. 216 00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:52,185 I guess she told me because she Had to tell somebody 217 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:54,722 After keeping it a secret for so Long. 218 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:58,058 She was afraid to tell coach, Because it would've made him Crazy. It would have too. 219 00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,159 Scum. 220 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:00,093 Oh, I know. 221 00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:03,163 Making a play for His best friend's wife. 222 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:05,866 That's something Even you wouldn't do. 223 00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:10,237 Well, thank you For that, diane. I can't take All the credit for that 224 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:19,179 Because most of my friends wives Are real ugos. 225 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:20,247 Let's just pray 226 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:23,016 That this secret Goes to the grave With t-bone. 227 00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:25,719 Oh, I hope so, 'cause If coach ever finds out, 228 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:27,187 It would put him Right in the toilet. 229 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:38,198 Oh, coach, where do you Want to put this thing for the Ceremony? 230 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:43,971 Oh. In that case, 231 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:45,839 Where would you like Diane to stand? 232 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,195 Coach, I know you-- 233 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,463 I hate him, sam. 234 00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:13,200 Coach, come on. Now you have to Find a way to put this behind You. 235 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,769 Angela and t-bone Are both in heaven now. 236 00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:17,137 Let's hope he's not hitting On her up there, huh? 237 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,171 Hey. Hey. 238 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:28,348 I just wish angela Should've told me about it. 239 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:29,817 A man and a woman 240 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,518 Shouldn't Keep secrets From each other, 241 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,787 No matter what It's about, sam. 242 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:36,456 I don't agree With you, coach. 243 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,025 You don't? 244 00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:41,161 No, I don't think so. 245 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:44,397 Let's take An outlandish Example, like us, 246 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,266 For instance. 247 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:49,569 In the totally Fantastical, remote, Unlikely event 248 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:53,373 That you would ever Succumb to a foolish Momentary temptation, 249 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:56,343 I think I would prefer, Hypothetically, at least, 250 00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,178 To remain oblivious. 251 00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:58,812 You got it. 252 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:06,219 What do you mean By that? 253 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:07,988 I was just going along with what You just said. 254 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,490 Well you went along Pretty fast. 255 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:13,093 Well, when you're right, You're right. 256 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,394 You sounded as though 257 00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:16,596 You already Had something in mind. 258 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,364 I don't. 259 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:20,533 You better not. 260 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,870 I don't. I swear. 261 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,271 Tell the truth. 262 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,106 That is the truth. 263 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,507 Good. Then I wouldn't Want to know. 264 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:38,018 Now I see what you've Been up to all this time, you. 265 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:44,925 You're trying to drive her Crazy...So she'll kill herself. 266 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:48,428 I love it. Now if I can Be of any help at all... 267 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:49,863 I'll keep you in mind. 268 00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,567 Hey, ernie. 269 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:58,238 Hey, artie. How are you? 270 00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:01,341 It's good to see you After all these years. 271 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:02,375 You look great. 272 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:04,177 I feel fine. 273 00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:06,613 Say, it could be under Happier circumstances. 274 00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:09,249 When did you hear The shocking news about t-bone? 275 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,250 I was in the john, 276 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:13,253 And I overheard Sam and diane. 277 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,587 You knew about it? 278 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,957 Of course. It's in all the papers. 279 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,191 Oh, my god! 280 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,896 The afternoon edition Even had pictures. 281 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,531 Pictures? 282 00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,133 I'm a laughingstock! 283 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,935 Coach, You misunderstood. 284 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:30,337 Coach, I think it's great That you're having this little Ceremony 285 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,804 For old t-bone. 286 00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:35,142 Well, there ain't gonna be Any little ceremony for old T-bone, arty. 287 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:37,044 That dirty filthy Little pig. 288 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,411 Why, coach? 289 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:41,481 You read it In the papers! 290 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:44,451 Coach. Coach. Coach. He's Talking about t-bone dying. 291 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:45,252 Now, come on. 292 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,786 No, there's Nothing to say, sam. 293 00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,555 Yes, there is, now come into my Office, here, and let's have a Little talk. 294 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:51,524 Arthur, have a drink On the house, ok. 295 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,593 Carla, you wanna help him Get a drink, there? Please. 296 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,298 What the hell do you think your Doing? 297 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:01,468 Well, I'm going to Help you with the coach. 298 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,703 I've known this man For 20 years. 299 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,006 I think by now that I have a Pretty good idea on how to help Him, 300 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:08,108 And I'm going to...By myself. 301 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,309 Ok, fine. 302 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:12,512 I'll be waiting right here Outside the door when you fail. 303 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:15,682 When and if you fail. 304 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:16,950 More when. 305 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:22,489 Come on, coach. You have to Go through with this. 306 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,491 I mean, the guys are going to be Out there any minute. 307 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,026 He betrayed me, sam. 308 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:28,161 I loved him like a brother, And he betrayed me. 309 00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:30,297 You know once they were Threatening to send him 310 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,731 Down to a double-a club, 311 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,301 And I swear to you, sam, I went Up to the front office 312 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,336 And said, "You send t-bone down, 313 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,471 You got to Send me down, too." 314 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:39,706 I did, sam. 315 00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:42,009 As I recall you kind of liked it Down there, too. Didn't you? 316 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,343 We had a great time. 317 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:46,279 Why did he Do it to me? 318 00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,681 Listen. Listen to me. 319 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,583 It was a one-time thing, coach. 320 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:53,186 I mean, he lost his head once. 321 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,988 I think you're going To have to, uh, accept it 322 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:57,024 And forgive him. 323 00:15:57,057 --> 00:16:00,360 But why did He do it? Why? 324 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,462 I don't know. I can't answer That. 325 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,198 I just hate watching it Eat you up like this. 326 00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:07,000 I wish I could Cheer you up or something. 327 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,635 Oh, wait! Wait! Oh, good! Good! 328 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:09,436 Ha. You haven't Seen this. 329 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,771 This is great. 330 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,273 Ok, come on. 331 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,974 Don't I look Like a dink, huh? 332 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,511 Look at This thing... 333 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,380 Ordinarily, sam, that would Have me on the floor, 334 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:21,181 But not today. 335 00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,319 Come on, man. Pull Yourself out of this. 336 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,655 This is ancient history. It's in The past. 337 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,490 Yeah. For him, it's the past. 338 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,125 For me, It's just happening. 339 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,329 [knock knock] 340 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,131 I can help you, coach. 341 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:43,303 Let your subconscious Speak to me. 342 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,238 You have to work through Your feelings about t-bone. 343 00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:47,574 You have a lot of Bottled-up feelings 344 00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,809 That need To be released. 345 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:53,113 Yeah, if I had t-bone here right Now, I'd release all of his Teeth. 346 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,381 That's good. 347 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,116 That's good. So you need to Talk to t-bone. 348 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:58,218 Tell him How hurt and angry you are, 349 00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,153 So you can work through Your feelings. 350 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,090 Oh, come on, diane. T-bone's dead. 351 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,492 No. No, he isn't. 352 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,794 Here's t-bone Right here. 353 00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:10,097 Spill your guts to him. 354 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,631 I don't think That's such a good idea. 355 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,566 It will help him. 356 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,034 I hate looking silly. 357 00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:17,537 Di--uh, you want... 358 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:25,078 Hey, ernie, how you doing? 359 00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:26,646 It has to be deeper, Sam, like... 360 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,649 [deeper] hey, ernie, How you doing? 361 00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:33,153 Right. Every time he talked, He'd wipe his nose. All right. 362 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,355 Hey, ernie, how you doing? 363 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,224 It's "Hey, ernie, How you doing," 364 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,858 And then he'd Wipe it that way. 365 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,093 All right, ok. 366 00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,829 After. 367 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,865 Hey, ernie, how you doing? 368 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,534 Sam, the sniff Has to be-- 369 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,468 The sniff is fine... 370 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:54,674 Will you two please stop! Hey, hey, hey! 371 00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,743 That is irrelevant. 372 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,578 Something is eating away At coach's guts. 373 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,313 We have to address that. 374 00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:07,220 Uh...Ernie, your wife Was a wonderful woman. 375 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:09,356 I mean, she was Really beautiful. 376 00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:11,358 I lost my head. 377 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,660 I mean, can you Blame me for going crazy 378 00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:16,729 About something that you had That I could never have, myself? 379 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,466 She was the best. 380 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:22,769 Nobody could Resist her. 381 00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,140 Come on, go on. 382 00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:29,876 Make that speech For me, huh? 383 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,411 Come on, ernie. 384 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,213 All the people out there think 385 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,647 That I'm A real nice guy 386 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,849 And a good friend. 387 00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:37,717 Leave me that, huh? 388 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,354 T-bone, 389 00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:43,656 What you did I can Never forgive for-- 390 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,758 Never forgive you. 391 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,327 And you're dead now. 392 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,529 And there's only way I can get even with you 393 00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:52,165 Is to go out there and really Do you in. 394 00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:53,366 And I'm Going to do it! 395 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,667 Coach, Come on... 396 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,436 Just stay away from me! 397 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,542 Ok, everybody. 398 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,677 Come on. Thanks for coming but Sit down, 399 00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:06,613 And let's get this over with. Come on. 400 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,648 The memorial service Is about to begin. 401 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:12,719 Ok, last call Before the memorial! 402 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:16,523 Come on, now. Don't do this. It Won't make you feel any better. 403 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:19,259 I'm feeling much better Just thinking about it. 404 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,433 Ok, everybody set? 405 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:27,400 All right. 406 00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,902 I had a beautiful speech Written for me here, 407 00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:33,773 But I'd just rather Say a few things 408 00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:36,876 From my own heart About t-bone scarpiggione. 409 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,445 Uh...Coach, d-don't-- 410 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,613 Just let me Get it over with, will you, sam? 411 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:46,886 T-bone scarpiggione Was a son-of-a-- 412 00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:52,359 That man Was a son-of-a-- 413 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:05,405 T-bone scarpiggione Was the son of an immigrant. 414 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,343 And like most immigrants, 415 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,279 He was a human being. 416 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:25,792 Human beings Make mistakes. 417 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:29,596 We're just not perfect. 418 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:32,899 But I'll tell you What isn't a mistake-- 419 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,268 To love someone And to forgive him... 420 00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,738 No matter what His shortcomings. 421 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,874 That's not a mistake. 422 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:46,879 I loved that man. 423 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:49,716 And I forgive him. 424 00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:55,622 And I know that For the rest of my life, 425 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:59,025 Every day, there's Going to be a moment... 426 00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:00,993 Where I'm going To miss him. 427 00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:06,666 That's all I got to say. 428 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,408 That was beautiful, Ernie. 429 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:16,576 Thanks, artie. 430 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,077 No, I mean it. 431 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,746 That stuff that you said 432 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,714 Could almost Make me forgive t-bone 433 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,716 For what he did to me. 434 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,618 For what he did to you? 435 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:26,786 Yeah. 436 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:28,455 Well, what did he do? 437 00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:32,459 He went after my wife. 438 00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:35,362 Yours too? 439 00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:36,996 Hey, you guys got off easy. 440 00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:39,031 What'd he do to you? 441 00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:41,401 He borrowed $500 From me 442 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:43,636 And never even tried To pay me back. 443 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:46,506 How is that worse Than going after our wives? 444 00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,475 Hey, I seen Your wives. 445 00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:55,047 Why beat Around the bush? 446 00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:57,350 Let's admit it, The guy was a fungo. 447 00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:01,888 I got to admit, I still love the Guy. 448 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:04,657 After all, he never Made a pass at my wife. 449 00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:08,395 Are you nuts? The man was At your house so often, 450 00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:09,662 He got his mail there. 451 00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:12,565 Don't talk to me Like that! My wife would never Cheat on me. 452 00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:16,936 Hey! Hey! He was The worst guy I ever knew. 453 00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:19,005 We shouldn't Be honoring him. 454 00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:21,941 We should be Dancing on his grave. 455 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:23,776 Right. Right. Yeah. 456 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:26,713 Come on, you guys. Come on, What are you doing? 457 00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:31,150 Listen, you gotta just try and Forget about how he was in Life... 458 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:35,588 And...And remember him as he is Now. 459 00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:36,355 Dead. 460 00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:41,928 I say we take that Cardboard cutout 461 00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:43,162 And do to it 462 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,498 What we should have Done to t-bone while he was Alive! 463 00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:50,002 Let's hang him In effigy! 464 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,103 The hell with that! 465 00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:53,506 Let's hang him Right here in boston! 466 00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:07,420 * amazing grace 467 00:23:07,454 --> 00:23:11,090 * how sweet the sound 468 00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:20,166 * that saved A wretch like me * 469 00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:24,971 * I once was lost 470 00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:30,009 * but now I'm found 471 00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:32,445 * was blind 472 00:23:32,479 --> 00:23:38,150 * but now I see 473 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:44,524 * amazing grace 474 00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:49,696 * how sweet the sound 475 00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:58,004 * that saved A wretch like me * 476 00:23:58,037 --> 00:24:03,009 * I once was lost 477 00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:08,047 * but now I'm found 478 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,883 * was blind 479 00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:17,590 * but now I see